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Happy+New+Year%21
SCORE 95
Earn+your+keep%2C+but+don%26%238217%3Bt+fall+for+it.
Earn your keep, but don’t fall for it. SCORE 24
Best+boy+always+tells+the+truth.
Best boy always tells the truth. SCORE 22
This+moth+pretends+to+have+two+flies+eating+on+bird+droppings+and+even+releases+a+smell+to+imitate+it
This moth pretends to have two flies eating on bird droppings and even releases a smell to imitate it SCORE 20
Teach+me+the+way%26%238230%3B
Teach me the way… SCORE 31
A+vacation+sounds+nice+right+now.
A vacation sounds nice right now. SCORE 36
The+cats+shall+howl%2C+forevermore.
The cats shall howl, forevermore. SCORE 31
No+thanks%2C+I%26%238217%3Bll+just+hold+it+later%26%238230%3B
No thanks, I’ll just hold it later… SCORE 23
What+a+knob%26%238230%3B
What a knob… SCORE 21
Found+the+chamber+of+secrets%26%238230%3B
Found the chamber of secrets… SCORE 18
Deep+in+the+forests+of+Indonesia+sits+an+abandoned+church+shaped+like+a+chicken.
Deep in the forests of Indonesia sits an abandoned church shaped like a chicken. SCORE 25
You%26%238217%3Bll+want+to+outpace+her%26%238230%3B
You’ll want to outpace her… SCORE 16
Masculinity+can+be+nice.
Masculinity can be nice. SCORE 44
They+always+ask+about+the+carrot%26%238230%3B
They always ask about the carrot… SCORE 11
Giant+snail+drains+the+life+out+of+the+family+cat%26%238230%3B
Giant snail drains the life out of the family cat… SCORE 22
And+what+kind+of+house+has+only+three+walls%3F
And what kind of house has only three walls? SCORE 35
The+cutest+lil%26%238217%3B+Puma+will+murder+you+without+much+hesitation.
The cutest lil’ Puma will murder you without much hesitation. SCORE 35
Thanks+mom%26%238230%3B
Thanks mom… SCORE 25
Above+and+beyond%2C+bud.
Above and beyond, bud. SCORE 31
Crew+of+Ethiopian+Boeing+737+after+being+hit+by+swarm+of+grasshoppers+opened+the+cockpit+side+window+and+cleaned+the+windscreen+by+hand+at+8500+feet
Crew of Ethiopian Boeing 737 after being hit by swarm of grasshoppers opened the cockpit side window and cleaned the windscreen by hand at 8500 feet SCORE 25
It%26%238217%3Bs+just+an+imaginary+friend%2C+probably.
It’s just an imaginary friend, probably. SCORE 26
They+used+to+build+walls+bad%26%238230%3B
They used to build walls bad… SCORE 25
Demono%26%238217%3Bs+delivers.
Demono’s delivers. SCORE 33
Get+%26%238217%3Bem%2C+Colonel+Kim.
Get ’em, Colonel Kim. SCORE 32
Cerberus+goodest+boy
Cerberus goodest boy SCORE 35
This+is+the+Wario+Cosplay+you%26%238217%3Bve+been+searching+for%26%238230%3B
This is the Wario Cosplay you’ve been searching for… SCORE 18
That+should+do+the+job%26%238230%3B
That should do the job… SCORE 37
You+shall+not+PASSSSSS%21%21
You shall not PASSSSSS!! SCORE 32
Former+President+Barack+Obama+attempting+to+eat+sun
Former President Barack Obama attempting to eat sun SCORE 21
You+can%26%238217%3Bt+leave%2C+now.
You can’t leave, now. SCORE 26
LGBT+is+delicious.
LGBT is delicious. SCORE 14
Nice+mug.
Nice mug. SCORE 23
did+you+do+it%3F
did you do it? SCORE 16
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Think+about+it%26%238230%3B
Think about it… SCORE 25
I+will+die+here.
I will die here. SCORE 21
Better+luck+in+2020%26%238230%3B
Better luck in 2020… SCORE 22
Cha+cha+real+smooth
Cha cha real smooth SCORE 27
I%26%238217%3Bd+vote+for+this%26%238230%3B
I’d vote for this… SCORE 26
Kid+Rock+looks+like+a+middle+aged+accountant+who+likes+to+dress+up+as+Kid+Rock
Kid Rock looks like a middle aged accountant who likes to dress up as Kid Rock SCORE 23
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