
i’m canceling SCORE 9

and he’s a dad joke expert SCORE 27

that’s one reason to get married SCORE 53

this is why i drink SCORE 29

when coffee is literally life SCORE 18

excuse me SCORE 19

i hope they made it their destination SCORE 23

this tweet aged poorly SCORE 35

omg SCORE 20

i don’t understand your instuctions SCORE 28

if there’s something strange SCORE 31

frozen pizza hack SCORE 19

an impossible task SCORE 20

clever SCORE 29

it’s a graveyard smash SCORE 22

maybe we should grab a drink sometime SCORE 21

i have layers SCORE 33

who’s in? SCORE 34

i’d be terrified SCORE 39

english burn SCORE 27

prehistoric birds can be so cruel SCORE 29

it’s real and I hate it SCORE 19

back to bed! SCORE 19

imagine the possibilities SCORE 29

bordering on 3 SCORE 27

the bank knows your patterns SCORE 18

they get huge SCORE 22

the problem isn’t the bar SCORE 16

definitely a dog SCORE 46

your new pumpkin overlord sees everything SCORE 39

it could’ve been vodka SCORE 25

i needed to relax anyway SCORE 38