DOESN’T THIS MAKE YOU WISH YOU WERE A MAILMAN? SCORE 0
When an ad starts playing music in one of my browser tabs… SCORE 259
The power of music. SCORE 117
What do we want? SCORE 196
Slogan remixes. SCORE 117
How to discreetly compliment someone. SCORE 179
In 20 years. SCORE 127
Luke I am your father. SCORE 118
Cats are jerks. SCORE 132
Whatever floats your goat SCORE 8
Rules for the cat. SCORE 150
Whenever I move to a new apartment. SCORE 175
Rock, Paper, Scissors SCORE 4
New Jersey beaches. SCORE 138
Movember. Let it grow. SCORE 47
A balanced diet. SCORE 151
Scumbag New York. SCORE 206
First world problems. SCORE 180
Welcome to the sad-sack club. SCORE 125
Man’s best friend. SCORE 204
Winner of Best Physics Engine SCORE 2
Happy Halloween! SCORE 0
Mummy world problems. SCORE 115
Cats are jerks. SCORE 78
Attack! SCORE 170
Where’s Waldo? SCORE 57
Stupid Sandy… SCORE 156
One Shade of Grey. SCORE 275
Other people vs. Me. SCORE 144
Teenage-Mutant-Ninja-o-lantern. SCORE 117
The original hipster. SCORE 138
Like a boss. SCORE 143
