
He’s so proud of his new job making meownimum wage. SCORE 30

Cousin of Crentist the Dentist. SCORE 21

Utah Transit Authority sign on a train SCORE 19

Get ya’ head out the gutter. SCORE 21

Jalapeño flavored M SCORE 11

ANGST SCORE 17

Ode to the parent. SCORE 26

The Bees, please… SCORE 18

There is a road in France called passage du gois, which can only be used twice a day for a few hours. Then it disappears under 13 feet of water. SCORE 23

Harry Potter Was Christian SCORE 22

Buckle up… SCORE 16

4th grade me coming back to school from my doctors appointment SCORE 20

My cheesecake cracked into a Pi. SCORE 22

HJÖNK SCORE 23

Stolen valor… SCORE 23

Happy Winter Car Sale everyone SCORE 28

Feel everything, occaisionally. SCORE 19

Straight facts. SCORE 30

High tech snac SCORE 7

It’s all about frozen this year… SCORE 18

I did it! SCORE 17

The Snitch is breakfast. SCORE 24

G’day, Paul. SCORE 22

Passion is passion, whoever you are. SCORE 26

Touch the butt! SCORE 28

Weaponized airbags OR This airbag succulents. SCORE 13

When life gives you lemons…? SCORE 20

It’s just b- roll… SCORE 23

An inseparable pair. SCORE 26

You’ve tweeted your last twet. SCORE 23

Dick The Halls With Boughs Of Holly… SCORE 20

Doughnuts on the side, probably. SCORE 24