When reading Twilight is acceptable. SCORE 165
Get tattoos wisely. SCORE 202
Truth. SCORE 128
Easily entertained. SCORE 282
Happy pots. SCORE 220
Bad day gone worse… SCORE 182
Uncanny resemblance. SCORE 217
Seriously? SCORE 144
Oh human, you so silly. SCORE 165
Ummmmm… SCORE 168
Answer me! SCORE 186
World of WarCraft. SCORE 80
Words. SCORE 272
America, land of the fast food. SCORE 215
Brave or stupid? SCORE 270
Please insert rainforest into Tray A. SCORE 141
Jealous? SCORE 273
Internet intervention. SCORE 133
I wish you hadn’t been born. SCORE 284
Would not recommend. SCORE 175
Ancient Asteroid. SCORE 219
Thug life. SCORE 110
Sad hipster. SCORE 273
Good luck. SCORE 236
Surprise! SCORE 248
Don’t tell me cause it hurts. SCORE 155
What streets actually look like. SCORE 265
Hipster dog. SCORE 141
… and never came home. SCORE 372
No, YOU the bomb! SCORE 156
Now sniff my panties! SCORE 232
Drive carefully. SCORE 198