I love you. SCORE 20
What slouch skinny jeans look like. SCORE 273
I did Nazi that coming… SCORE 194
How marriage works. SCORE 66
Friend level: Ginger. SCORE 115
What you never knew you never knew, about Pocahontas. SCORE 193
Root beer, squared. SCORE 311
What I imagine people watching me play Pokemon on the subway are thinking. SCORE 198
New books. SCORE 200
All the Navies! SCORE 172
I’m not sure what to believe anymore. SCORE 390
Beyonce’s zoo shoes. SCORE -260
I once had a goldfish who would break dance on the carpet… SCORE 194
You know you’re nothing without me! SCORE 1
You could claim anything is real… SCORE 197
There’s plenty of fish in the sea. SCORE 84
Just Bill Murray SCORE 11
The shelf life of food. SCORE 77
The only Harlem Shake that I approve of. SCORE 252
Seems legit. SCORE 150
How people see me. SCORE 233
A forever puppy! SCORE 390
Accurate. SCORE 257
Princess Darth Vader. SCORE 288
Wisdom from Benjamin Franklin. SCORE 220
I hate that moment. SCORE 148
Friends. SCORE 213
That awkward moment when… SCORE 138
I used to be a people person… SCORE 130
I never run with scissors. SCORE 174
Sadly, I can relate. SCORE 145
We may be stupid and fat, but I know an insult when I see one. SCORE 297