Everything in life is temporary. SCORE 186
Oh sorry! I’m really busy… SCORE 297
Kitty troll. SCORE 324
I don’ts sees it. SCORE 145
Please enjoy responsibly. SCORE 293
The dead version of you is so much better. SCORE 238
I want to believe… SCORE 195
Thank you, Sims. SCORE 245
You again… SCORE 249
THE (angry) BIRDS! SCORE 160
We’re going to Petco. SCORE 284
Deal breaker. SCORE 368
All the people who want to date you. SCORE 214
Forever alone. SCORE 268
Just Japan. SCORE 88
You know you do this too… SCORE 156
Because zombies are coming, dear. SCORE 227
That’s so raven. SCORE 297
Checkmate. SCORE 412
I’m pretty sure you’re not even a waiter!!! SCORE 172
Whisper dirty things in my ear… SCORE 184
Invisible crack pipe. SCORE 159
Just a hamster… ZOMGG!!! WTF! SCORE 209
Stupid Santa. SCORE 299
Metamorphosis. SCORE 308
Cats are jerks. SCORE 235
I think you’re fintastic. SCORE 284
I’m a jerk. SCORE 230
Prove awesomeness. SCORE 323
Ladies… SCORE 159
You’re doing it right. SCORE 195
Discuss. SCORE -24