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Accurate. SCORE 112
If you are reading this… SCORE 113
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He is the Juan Percent. SCORE 93
Hello? Yes this is bathtub. SCORE 114
oh nostalgia… SCORE 239
Call the lawyers. SCORE 154
Burn! SCORE 216
Genius. SCORE 145
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These snozberries taste like snozberries! SCORE 105
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Helpful Advice #11: Planning SCORE 1
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Helpful Advice #393: Profound SCORE 4
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Seal SCORE 28
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Probably… SCORE 185
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