Crossing a river in Iceland. SCORE 116
…one thing led to another SCORE 115
Maybe it’s maybeline. SCORE 98
When my friend, who works for the state, complains that she pays too much in taxes. SCORE 59
Where the Great Wall of China ends SCORE 102
To my wife and my children…. SCORE 130
Come on, Jeremy… SCORE 88
I’m not ready yet SCORE 14
Be Lucy SCORE 77
Break eye contact and veer left. Towards the parking lot because malls are dumb. SCORE 89
200 calories worth of carrots vs. 200 calories worth of Kit Kats SCORE 59
I need an extra megabite SCORE 90
My Man! SCORE 107
Fun with perspective SCORE 102
Well played, Sharon… SCORE 79
See The Good Side In A Bad Situation SCORE 107
Needs More Pyramid… SCORE 104
Everyone is playing Pokemon Go and I just feel like a hipster SCORE 59
A Quick Lesson In Perspective SCORE 116
When kitteh joins Army SCORE 78
I hope there’s a place like this when I get old SCORE 248
Shiba is not pleased SCORE 74
And he didn’t even finch SCORE 109
Dad: I’m On Some Flight Next To A Rapper… SCORE 93
Only Snoop Dogg could be this smooth SCORE 95
How To Solve A Physics Problem SCORE 97
How to end street harassment forever SCORE 49
Lion and a butterfly. Not sure if it’s happy or really mad… SCORE 111
The only Donald for me SCORE 71
I Locked My Parents Out Of The Car SCORE 109
A Flamingo SCORE 145
I don’t feel like this is an outlandish request SCORE 84
