![same+story+at+age+35%2C+too](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/SR-81720212011297-94396-333x150.png)
same story at age 35, too SCORE 39
![that%26%238217%3Bs+a+lot+of+laundry+money%21](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/SR-81720211752477-92866-333x150.jpg)
that’s a lot of laundry money! SCORE 39
![good+luck+surviving+the+night%2C+gentlemen%21](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/SR-81720211843348-15143-333x150.jpg)
good luck surviving the night, gentlemen! SCORE 29
![Vampires+need+emotional+support%2C+too](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/SR-81720211652815-47871-333x150.jpeg)
Vampires need emotional support, too SCORE 30
![neow](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/SR-81720212209251-33173-333x150.jpeg)
neow SCORE 31
![still+a+better+movie+than+Jurassic+park+3](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/SR-81720211641684-12940-333x150.jpeg)
still a better movie than Jurassic park 3 SCORE 33
![as+you+should+feel](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/SR-81720212005702-83777-333x150.png)
as you should feel SCORE 41
![ur+not+gonna+believe+this](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/SR-81720212110680-69489-333x150.png)
ur not gonna believe this SCORE 48
![hot+take%21](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/SR-81820211814219-13108-333x150.jpeg)
hot take! SCORE 59
![maths+isn%26%238217%3Bt+fun+anymore](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/SR-81720212034472-85210-333x150.png)
maths isn’t fun anymore SCORE 42
![calculated+risk+taker](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/SR-81720211902614-17419-333x150.png)
calculated risk taker SCORE 32
![she%26%238217%3Bs+gonna+marry+him](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/SR-81720211643146-73808-333x150.jpeg)
she’s gonna marry him SCORE 54
![real+life+based+on+a+jim+carrey+movie](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/SR-81720211706863-20520-333x150.jpeg)
real life based on a jim carrey movie SCORE 23
![luckily+he+tested+negative](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/SR-81720211742947-15582-333x150.jpg)
luckily he tested negative SCORE 11
![we+failed+to+find+waldo+in+time](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/SR-81720212107267-28949-333x150.png)
we failed to find waldo in time SCORE 31
![good+night%26%238217%3Bs+sleep+ruined](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/SR-81720211809466-79956-333x150.jpg)
good night’s sleep ruined SCORE 36
![saturday+mornings+are+rough](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/SR-81720211745349-68424-333x150.jpg)
saturday mornings are rough SCORE 12
![food+art](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/SR-81720211916132-41492-333x150.png)
food art SCORE 53
![i+say+these+and+i%26%238217%3Bm+not+a+dad.+or+am+i%3F](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/SR-81720212216568-14434-333x150.jpeg)
i say these and i’m not a dad. or am i? SCORE 21
![my+daily+workout](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/SR-81720211840231-43928-333x150.png)
my daily workout SCORE 24
![literally+any+fact](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/SR-81720211911993-91328-333x150.png)
literally any fact SCORE 53
![we%26%238217%3Bre+living+in+a+movie](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/SR-81820211645617-53981-333x150.jpeg)
we’re living in a movie SCORE 38
![embrace+the+mistake](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/SR-81820211633641-48829-333x150.png)
embrace the mistake SCORE 32
![they%26%238217%3Bre+my+fruit+snacks.+mine%21](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/SR-81720212234272-25779-333x150.jpeg)
they’re my fruit snacks. mine! SCORE 19
![he+loved+his+work](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/SR-81720211759857-51354-333x150.jpg)
he loved his work SCORE 31
![%2Aadds+mouse+to+amazon+cart%2A](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/SR-81720212236877-26340-333x150.jpeg)
*adds mouse to amazon cart* SCORE 43
![where+did+the+bananas+go%21](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/SR-81720212024808-63942-333x150.png)
where did the bananas go! SCORE 36
![taco+bell+is+a+dangerous+foe](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/SR-81720211802492-58697-333x150.png)
taco bell is a dangerous foe SCORE 61
![i+wish+i+was+a+rooster](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/SR-81720212239462-77342-333x150.jpeg)
i wish i was a rooster SCORE 48
![there%26%238217%3Bs+treasure+behind+that+wall.+i+have+to+punch+it](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/SR-81720211622356-45547-333x150.png)
there’s treasure behind that wall. i have to punch it SCORE 22
![she+does+have+that+look+in+her+eyes.+lol](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/SR-81720211812291-49471-333x150.jpg)
she does have that look in her eyes. lol SCORE 28
![both+make+compelling+arguments](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/SR-81820211811846-87339-333x150.jpeg)
both make compelling arguments SCORE 22