Still married after 12 years SCORE 219
The president of Israel just posted a photo of a Pokemon in the presidential residence, with the caption “call security.” SCORE 172
Every time SCORE 134
When you hear a really annoying voice… SCORE 118
Poor mosquitoes SCORE 65
When you don’t know the answer to an exam question but you refuse to leave it blank. SCORE 140
Pokemon Go is a great alternative to Tinder SCORE 93
When I die SCORE 126
Grow a pear SCORE 62
Why do my legs hurt so much? SCORE 115
Tom Elvis Jedusor SCORE 121
The Lies I’ve Told SCORE 60
Words SCORE 113
Pokemon GO is life SCORE 80
Tunnel of books in a bookstore in China SCORE 103
It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again! SCORE 56
I wish the taco food truck industry would adopt the ice cream man’s business model SCORE 90
Perfect Argument Breaker SCORE 148
A quote from Bush’s speech for the fallen Dallas police officers. SCORE 220
What Pokemon is this? SCORE 132
Some wise words SCORE 85
These jeans were tested on animals. SCORE 51
Potato SCORE 119
Some beautiful words SCORE 70
Stress perm SCORE 50
Nightmare fuel. SCORE 83
Parents will understand SCORE 147
Uranus takes a pounding SCORE 130
Link problems SCORE 140
When you’re Amish and you just want to make your father proud SCORE 73
Bring me home. SCORE 94
Either SCORE 113