Mah feels, man! Mah feels! SCORE 0
Spin kick against arcade punching machine SCORE -6
The shinbone. SCORE 94
The most non-offensive Christmas card. SCORE 9
Time. SCORE 133
The Perfect Gift SCORE 188
Germans. SCORE 3
Sir, may I trouble you for some pets? SCORE 11
Frosty the realistic snowman. SCORE 12
I’ve got this… SCORE 118
OH NO OH NO NOOOOO SCORE 120
Good advice. SCORE 13
Trying to teach my kids how the thermostat works. SCORE 127
All you need to know about America… SCORE 155
This one takes the cake for ugly and creative. SCORE 158
When you see it. SCORE 5
Anyone else? SCORE 144
Go fishing with dad they said. “It will be fun” they said… SCORE 136
Parroting done right. SCORE 139
The Hobbit. SCORE 203
Things that have never, ever been said. SCORE 157
Dat feel. SCORE 156
True mark of adulthood. SCORE 190
Well this is depressing. SCORE 4
Colbert: NASA has found methane on Mars SCORE 149
After going to the gym 3 days in a row. SCORE 91
First kisses are always terrible. SCORE 116
The evolution of light sabers. SCORE 11
Harry has great taste in music. SCORE 102
This and that SCORE 11
Favorite shows as drinks. SCORE 221
Oh buddy. SCORE 8
