You really nailed it, pup. SCORE 31
That’s one way to get help moving. SCORE 25
Just like Jesus would do… SCORE 13
It actually is this SCORE 35
Can we phrase it differently, please? – Papa Dracula SCORE 24
Penwing instincts. SCORE 30
We should buy them all??? SCORE 30
You go. SCORE 37
You can do this. SCORE 47
Hah! Look at this idiota! SCORE 31
Suddenly round of applause! SCORE 47
You’re probably fun at parties… SCORE 27
Golden brushtail possii are cute. SCORE 29
Mama mia look at the pizza… SCORE 20
What sound would it make? SCORE 31
It puts the lotion on… SCORE 35
Getting my roommate to clean SCORE 39
Tuna contains high levels of mercury… probably. SCORE 16
McDonald’s 1955-2019 SCORE 21
I was walking home from CVS this morning when the wind blew my receipt out of my hand. SCORE 32
There’s always one… SCORE 29
Wouldn’t want anyone stealing… SCORE 12
Waitasecond… SCORE 39
Big Buddha is watching, always watching… SCORE 23
Find a bin, honestly… SCORE 49
This one hit my funny bone… SCORE 34
Cease your peasantry! SCORE 23
Cha cha real smooth… SCORE 28
Robot puts a baby to bed… SCORE 23
*gunshots* SCORE 22
Please stop mowing the lawn, Charlotte… SCORE 22
The problem with toaster engineers… SCORE 33
