But today I’m only going to eat two slices… SCORE 434
Looks about right… SCORE 1105
Buffering. SCORE 814
Let’s go to Candy Mountain, they said… SCORE 1219
Throwing stars are overrated. SCORE 185
Heard you’re pregnant… SCORE 291
Meanwhile, in London. SCORE 753
1st rule of buddy system? SCORE 246
Hipster Pocahontas. SCORE 783
How to crush childhoods. SCORE 1014
Bill and Hillary. SCORE 612
No shame. SCORE 1166
Content of women’s magazines. SCORE 466
Racism is stupid… SCORE 939
I’m wearing a jacket because… SCORE 1717
Har har har. SCORE 411
Ghetto swimming pool. SCORE 244
If you can’t find it in 3 minutes… SCORE 771
Awesome mom is awesome. SCORE 349
Do want. SCORE 1043
Do you remember? SCORE 514
Wake-up call. SCORE 1175
Caterpillar mustache. SCORE 125
Can’t be unseen. SCORE 290
Things to do when you’re stuck at the airport. SCORE 482
I’m Abraham Lincoln! SCORE 227
4/21. SCORE 617
I’m going to need some of these. SCORE 450
A wild homework appeared! SCORE 425
OMG mom, call MTV! SCORE 751
How to get more coments. SCORE 957
If it’s still in your mind… SCORE 946
