where’s the disconnect? SCORE 44
memes cure everything SCORE 10
my next hobby SCORE 13
the best opening paragraph of all time SCORE 35
then finally stick in somewhere when you find it again SCORE 25
what fantasy are you revealing? SCORE 22
hulk needs to learn to keep some desires to himself SCORE 17
medical mystery SCORE 25
i just love food too much SCORE 21
i’d like to rent a vowel SCORE 14
the one ring to get me to say yes SCORE 25
can’t hurt to try SCORE 31
you’re probably faking it SCORE 53
very subtle SCORE 17
my fart is on the floor SCORE 25
smells like sadness SCORE 16
wilst thou things ever change? SCORE 18
the sweat is for seasoning SCORE 15
no trash panda was harmed SCORE 16
tiny but a might roar SCORE 18
happens all the time SCORE 26
and some of us even have a mysterious third hand SCORE 18
tweezers just don’t get the job done SCORE 14
absolutely exhausting SCORE 21
tim burton pterosaur SCORE 24
important notes for male writers SCORE 42
no one leaves a party before i do SCORE 21
you’re not leaving us, we’re leaving you! SCORE 10
everyone needs a hill SCORE 25
some people really do need this level of direction SCORE 22
i chose the wrong career SCORE 31
that’s actually funny, jeff SCORE 28
