the bank knows your patterns SCORE 18
back to bed! SCORE 19
i needed to relax anyway SCORE 38
prehistoric birds can be so cruel SCORE 29
call the fire department SCORE 4
definitely a dog SCORE 45
an impossible task SCORE 20
your new pumpkin overlord sees everything SCORE 39
i always spill SCORE 16
clever SCORE 29
that’s one reason to get married SCORE 54
english burn SCORE 27
maybe we should grab a drink sometime SCORE 21
this tweet aged poorly SCORE 34
hi friend! SCORE 31
who’s in? SCORE 34
and he’s a dad joke expert SCORE 27
it could’ve been vodka SCORE 25
if there’s something strange SCORE 31
i hope they made it their destination SCORE 23
then i’ll finally get a good night’s sleep SCORE 23
i have layers SCORE 32
it’s a graveyard smash SCORE 22
this is why i drink SCORE 29
when coffee is literally life SCORE 18
i was born this way SCORE 16
thanks for the insult SCORE 32
beautiful piece of art SCORE 44
excuse me SCORE 19
i’d be terrified SCORE 39
is this a meet cute? SCORE 38
anyone else relate to this? SCORE 41
