Colder than Mars! SCORE 11
After graduating from Hogwarts. SCORE 306
Weather in the midwest today. SCORE 17
The best text you could ever receive. SCORE 415
It’s just not fair SCORE 16
Believe in yourself. SCORE 230
Words. SCORE 162
Om nom nom SCORE 10
I’m just going to curl up and cry in the corner. *sobbing* SCORE 22
How much do they pay for… oh. SCORE 13
Lighting a cigarette in Russia. SCORE 9
But SAMMY?!?! SCORE 229
A few of the gifts I got this Christmas. SCORE 16
… SCORE 10
Me basically. SCORE 181
Mesmerizing SCORE 180
How I flush public toilets. SCORE 20
me in the shower SCORE 21
Let’s go live on Mars! SCORE 103
Astronaut Sloth SCORE 253
Evolution of the phone. SCORE 177
That one time I tried twerking. SCORE 118
Cannot unsee… SCORE 178
so you’re saying no one is infected with malware SCORE 17
your gay SCORE 249
Bilbo Baggins, everyone. SCORE 206
Aging Matt Smith. SCORE 201
every time SCORE 215
I don’t know what’s more awkward… SCORE 183
Wisconsin is closed. SCORE 213
Nice things SCORE 11
Female body builders. SCORE -29
