Next call: "Mom, don't freak out, but I'm in the morgue…" SCORE 177
4 minutes, 33 seconds SCORE 199
Matthew Lewis SCORE 115
How We Call Crippling Snowstorms SCORE 83
If You Ever Feel Sad… SCORE 12
Respect to these guys SCORE 192
I want to learn sign language now SCORE 183
This sweater wins all the ugly sweater awards SCORE 8
Literally just got done revising and re-bullshitting my resume for a job at my university. SCORE 171
Lumberjack Cake SCORE 127
Head lice SCORE 110
Best Advice I’ve Ever Received SCORE 8
I can totally relate to this SCORE 148
Anderson Cooper everybody. SCORE 105
I love Pinterest SCORE 165
College be like SCORE 166
If I had a dollar for every time SCORE 167
Apparently I’ve Been Cleaning It Wrong My Whole Life SCORE 118
For Those Who Say Women Are The Weaker Gender SCORE 13
He Was 16 When The Nuclear Bombs Exploded in Japan SCORE 12
Poor babies SCORE 14
Awesome News For Some People SCORE 10
The funny thing is… it’s so true SCORE 90
When will Tumblr stop ruining my childhood SCORE 13
Hole in a net SCORE 130
How my year went SCORE 111
The longest receipt SCORE 5
I'm Not Mad, I'm Just Disappointed SCORE 121
Every kid’s first shank SCORE 14
Having Your Period SCORE 5
Oops, I spilled water all over my face… SCORE 157
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea SCORE 145