like tears in the rain SCORE 2
the opposite of elon musk. too soon? SCORE 2
dreams are fun SCORE 28
at least the cat is using it, even if it’s not how intended SCORE 24
how much emotional damage can one person really cause? SCORE 12
you’re just a normal person, jimmy SCORE 29
hello old friend, it’s been too long SCORE 24
one is never an option SCORE 11
realizing no one was listening was the hard part SCORE 33
til death do us part SCORE 23
leaning tower of politeness SCORE 27
boom SCORE 12
the astley paradox SCORE 19
you can’t just… pick them off SCORE 11
guilty on all charges SCORE 15
putting your laundry away really opens the room up SCORE 24
one mimosa and you’ll be right as rain SCORE 19
not my problem if you have a problem SCORE 29
i put it on so i could fall asleep. i see this as an absolute win SCORE 17
fancy af SCORE 10
let the hate flow through you SCORE 21
enter my what now? SCORE 28
the answer is whiskey SCORE 24
and that’s probably a low estimate SCORE 10
glucose guardian SCORE 12
i’m such a good boy. and handsome, too! SCORE 15
i don’t even know what my voicemail greeting is right now SCORE 15
therapy burn SCORE 29
worth the gas. would eat SCORE -4
all natural SCORE 22
not a high success rate SCORE 25
i’m the devil and these are my eggs SCORE 17
