Metaphors Created by High Schoolers SCORE 359
Cats are jerks, a flow chart. SCORE 90
I’ve made a huge mistake. SCORE 110
Great childhood tragedies. SCORE 115
How I eat Nutella. SCORE 140
First world dog problems. SCORE 130
Excellent. SCORE 144
How cats end up with nine lives. SCORE 161
Friends vs. Best friends. SCORE 159
The value of something. SCORE 151
You know what’s easier than applying sunscreen? SCORE 167
Seems legit. SCORE 165
An impossible love. SCORE 103
Gandalf once said… SCORE 183
How texting works. SCORE 65
Insulted by a sweater. SCORE 166
The Joker in his younger years. SCORE 155
Dog logic. SCORE 94
True love. SCORE 548
You might be a 90’s kid if: SCORE 154
Tea-Rex. SCORE 76
College expectations vs. College reality. SCORE 100
Scumbag cats. SCORE 80
The life of a hardened criminal… SCORE 217
My relationship with math. SCORE 94
The reason I have trust issues. SCORE 117
Simon says cross your legs. SCORE 145
Scumbag movie theaters. SCORE 229
Because puns are awesome. SCORE 236
Whenever I see hitchhikers… SCORE 148
You’re doing it right. SCORE 204
Studying. SCORE 180
