while i eat popcorn SCORE 12
you are a regular animal SCORE 18
this means war SCORE 17
40 is the new 80 SCORE 21
he’s no gandalf SCORE 12
but did he read all 90 pages? SCORE 34
please stop! SCORE 21
duck! SCORE 13
otherwise i’m falling asleep SCORE 12
future track star SCORE 17
emotional support corpse SCORE 6
20 times and i swear i’m done SCORE 11
don’t kill my vibe SCORE 15
the missed their picnic date together SCORE 18
just pure energy SCORE 11
dramatic vacuum SCORE 23
bread and dirt and poems SCORE 16
sleep makes no difference SCORE 29
yes they are SCORE 7
okay just one more thing SCORE 4
spirit animal SCORE 8
sometimes it’s all you can do SCORE 31
we’re both lying SCORE 23
i pet you now SCORE 21
merriam webster should sue! SCORE 16
do not take out your card SCORE 23
exactly how i ordered it SCORE 19
you made a powerful enemy that day SCORE 12
rainbow road is a solid metaphor for life, honestly SCORE 16
what is this, pants? SCORE 23
i bet rent is through the roof SCORE 30
the dog better be okay SCORE 14
