I didn’t realize you could lease a falcon. SCORE 29
treat? SCORE 25
Human 101, do not touch the dinosaurs. SCORE 20
Movie Magic SCORE 27
The time to eat has arrived. SCORE 20
*happy jedi noises* SCORE 19
In other news Musk Corp just acquired Coca Cola SCORE 23
I would eat them. SCORE 40
Hello, old friend. SCORE 24
We’re never going to recover from this. SCORE 10
OK but have you seen those n a c h o s? SCORE 14
the darkest time is all the time. SCORE 41
Free toilet paper with purchase of this haunted house! SCORE 22
They take their drive-thru tacos very seriously. SCORE 22
WELL THEN SCORE 17
It’s all good. SCORE 48
I want to believe. SCORE 28
It’s not safe to look that similar to iced cream… SCORE 23
OK BUT DID YOU EVEN COUNT THE WORDS? SCORE 25
When verified twitter goes to war… SCORE 56
*CRONCH* SCORE 26
Hey at least you’re not in jail yet… right? SCORE 12
Not gonna happen, Deb. SCORE 35
*scary tornado noises* SCORE 25
Kyle checking in. SCORE 30
No, this is patrick SCORE 41
Ah. Seppuku it is… SCORE 16
Trying to be relatable is cute. SCORE 28
Absolutely nothing could, or will, go wrong. SCORE 16
Clear this up for me. SCORE 39
A well timed dear fact. SCORE 23
Olden but golden SCORE 19
