no SCORE 23
terrible storytelling expert SCORE 32
rat snitch brian the good time ruiner strikes again SCORE 31
muggle born SCORE 14
wishbone taught us all classic literature SCORE 35
help, i woke up SCORE 32
directions mean nothing to an amazon delivery person SCORE 12
don’t open the blinds while i watch my stories SCORE 15
turtles over tummy toning SCORE 34
how you feel after returning your shopping cart to the corral SCORE 10
a baseball bat by any other name is just a hit stick SCORE 13
if only they had slammed on the… oh nevermind SCORE 18
terry pratchett understood all humans deserve to be treated fairly SCORE 32
every sneeze is dangerous when you’re an adult SCORE 26
1882 us patent for a mousetrap SCORE 19
dogs only care about one thing and it’s disgusting SCORE 21
i am your coffee maker SCORE 13
we have been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty SCORE 39
the weezered of oz SCORE -2
space facts on your back SCORE 37
i just need 8-12 hours of alone time in the morning SCORE 27
Oh no, what have my ducks done now? SCORE 12
shoutout to that one person that listens SCORE 45
the one tool that makes it impossible to open your kitchen drawer every time SCORE 29
my kids thought this was a robot SCORE 15
me watching you edit my google doc SCORE 14
if this doesn’t work i give up SCORE 12
friday is perfect for delivery SCORE 21
a true work of art SCORE 13
bad guys don’t get noses SCORE 7
marked safe from dishonor SCORE 9
there’s no time to explain, get in the pea SCORE 27
