the truth hurts SCORE 22
the freedom of living alone SCORE 13
you ask the impossible SCORE 5
it’s easier to just sleep SCORE 21
the family cries tears of joy SCORE 23
disagree SCORE 30
apple time! SCORE 11
grab some popcorn, you’re gonna be here awhile SCORE 23
so soft! SCORE 17
loot my corpse SCORE 11
this should keep them busy SCORE 23
this is why i don’t read SCORE 16
this must have been their intention SCORE 29
cheers SCORE 10
attacked by a bear SCORE 11
powered by god SCORE 15
terrible call SCORE 21
all day really SCORE 16
road ragin’ my way to work SCORE 16
we literally did nothing SCORE 37
don’t bother me SCORE 7
yeah, just leave it there SCORE 26
love me SCORE 20
he still doesn’t know they own a vacuum SCORE 7
girth bird SCORE 11
got it? SCORE 8
not illegal, but it should be SCORE 31
he’s the most qualified SCORE 14
it was a long week SCORE 40
do not pass go. do not collect $200 SCORE 26
oh god punnett squares SCORE 32
but not extra electricity SCORE 23