Profound. Thank you Japan. SCORE 2178
Marathon. SCORE 2146
How can you talk if you haven’t got a brain? SCORE 2044
When people ask me “Plz” because it’s shorter. SCORE 1763
It’s ok to be gay… SCORE 1752
I’m wearing a jacket because… SCORE 1717
Childhood. SCORE 228
In about 20 years… SCORE 270
Perpetual motion. SCORE 127
Free hotels for ladies on their period SCORE 21
Mrs. Cumberbatch. SCORE 220
The risk is too high SCORE 8