new year new me SCORE 6
duct tape fixes everything SCORE 15
i could use a good laugh SCORE 20
things couldn’t be better SCORE 4
close enough SCORE 5
buzz lightyear is hot SCORE 10
chew your food SCORE 14
delivered SCORE 17
and i’d do it again SCORE 8
the one night a year it’s acceptable SCORE 11
dad level expert SCORE 5
there goes my self esteem SCORE 12
sounds pretty nice, actually SCORE 28
i have so many fans SCORE 15
demetri didn’t get the memo SCORE 13
family finds a way SCORE 20
*closes door* SCORE 19
her day is ruined SCORE 8
how do i get invited? SCORE 21
a true artist SCORE 15
crud SCORE 20
walmart please explain SCORE 28
make me SCORE 17
there is no parole SCORE 11
night night SCORE 4
suckers SCORE 23
it all started with a damn lemon SCORE 5
my body is ideal SCORE 2
food always wins SCORE 18
happy halloween! SCORE 28
i’m sourdough SCORE 15
just in case SCORE 18