What murder? SCORE 45
The system works SCORE 52
But Carmen Sandiego is a real person. SCORE 11
F.O.C.U.S. people SCORE 35
Negotiating fail SCORE 15
Only on days that end in y SCORE 41
Need some ointment for that burn? SCORE 30
The universe had a score to settle SCORE 35
How much does he spend on gas, though? SCORE 40
Proceed SCORE 30
Walmart parenting fails. Lol SCORE 29
Smile and breathe SCORE 36
I. NEED. THEM. ALL. SCORE 33
Anyone else relate to this too much? SCORE 34
Must have been all the Cheetos? SCORE 33
*puts postage stamp on baby alligator. Gets bit* SCORE 9
Nacho cheesier Doritos, baby SCORE 33
The test results are in, and you are a terrible person SCORE -36
At least they’re honest. SCORE 62
Sports! SCORE 43
Yo ho ho SCORE 38
Have I learned nothing? SCORE 41
That’s not how independence works. SCORE 29
It’s the thought that counts SCORE 38
Military grade leggings SCORE 61
I can see my brain I rolled my eyes back so far SCORE 33
And cheese SCORE 27
I was upset until I got to the reason SCORE 23
The things men do to get laid… SCORE 16
I’d be making s’mores over the fire SCORE 44
Fatality SCORE 40
Yeah, GTFO works for me SCORE -35
