You’re just like a Disney Movie SCORE 75
Grow a pear SCORE 63
I wish the taco food truck industry would adopt the ice cream man’s business model SCORE 90
Some beautiful words SCORE 70
Why do my legs hurt so much? SCORE 117
These jeans were tested on animals. SCORE 51
When you’re Amish and you just want to make your father proud SCORE 73
Pokemon Go is a great alternative to Tinder SCORE 94
Tunnel of books in a bookstore in China SCORE 103
A bathroom sign that I can get behind. SCORE 91
Stress perm SCORE 50
We all know this will happen SCORE 112
Tom Elvis Jedusor SCORE 121
Words SCORE 114
Parents will understand SCORE 147
Every time SCORE 134
Fun Prank SCORE 99
Potato SCORE 120
Bring me home. SCORE 93
You know it’s going to happen. SCORE 107
Some dogs just need a mid-jog nap SCORE 117
The president of Israel just posted a photo of a Pokemon in the presidential residence, with the caption “call security.” SCORE 172
A cabinet full of expensive plates SCORE 123
When I die SCORE 127
When you don’t know the answer to an exam question but you refuse to leave it blank. SCORE 140
It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again! SCORE 56
Either SCORE 114
Uranus takes a pounding SCORE 131
A quote from Bush’s speech for the fallen Dallas police officers. SCORE 222
Link problems SCORE 140
Pokemon GO is life SCORE 80
The Lies I’ve Told SCORE 60