Did someone blink? SCORE 221
No one’s ever going to believe you. SCORE 348
How my cats see me. SCORE 99
Why we invaded Iraq. SCORE 279
…but I don’t have a sister. SCORE 268
You are the father! SCORE 252
Instant speakers. SCORE 162
Obvious. SCORE 349
Sad car is sad. SCORE 204
Audrey Hepburn vs. Paris Hilton. SCORE 264
Thesis sucks. SCORE 230
Poor Pluto. SCORE 262
Lord of the Rings? SCORE 247
Do I know you? SCORE 217
Cool camels are cool. SCORE 298
The Cookie Monster strikes again. SCORE 194
Midnight snack. SCORE 183
The parts of a girl. SCORE 126
Wake up in the morning feeling like: SCORE 305
I will kill you with my bear hands! SCORE 262
Yay! Internet! SCORE 217
Take me to the mall!!! SCORE 173
Nice parking job… SCORE 180
Distractions. SCORE 192
Oh… hei… SCORE 214
Do you think cats know that they’re jerks? SCORE 143
Hipster hospital. SCORE 150
Home sweet home. SCORE 151
Hipster curse. SCORE 254
Yo momma soo fat! SCORE 192
Delivering a package. SCORE 233
Super Mario Bros. SCORE 126
