i haven’t showered since last year SCORE -4
christmas buck SCORE 27
you’re not leaving us, we’re leaving you! SCORE 10
can’t hurt to try SCORE 31
ley’s go skiing SCORE 38
my next hobby SCORE 13
very subtle SCORE 17
important notes for male writers SCORE 42
for the greta good SCORE 8
i just love food too much SCORE 21
tim burton pterosaur SCORE 24
no one leaves a party before i do SCORE 20
all we are is dust in the wind SCORE 12
what fantasy are you revealing? SCORE 22
the best opening paragraph of all time SCORE 33
then finally stick in somewhere when you find it again SCORE 25
you’re probably faking it SCORE 51
how old book smell is created SCORE 31
i’d like to rent a vowel SCORE 14
the best ride at every county fair SCORE 20
everyone needs a hill SCORE 25
memes cure everything SCORE 10
more dogs than you could have guessed SCORE 32
some people really do need this level of direction SCORE 22
the one ring to get me to say yes SCORE 25
no trash panda was harmed SCORE 16
absolutely exhausting SCORE 21
my fart is on the floor SCORE 23
tiny but a might roar SCORE 18
am i a dog? SCORE 33
tweezers just don’t get the job done SCORE 14
how to unfunny friends SCORE 42