Play time with piggy. SCORE 154
If it fits… SCORE 104
I only say ‘bless you’ twice. SCORE 172
Whoop C. SCORE 179
Childhood. SCORE 228
Chess set made entirely of dead mice. SCORE -16
Keeping the squirrel out of the bird feeder SCORE 113
My boyfriend keeps taking pictures of me! SCORE 165
Fair question… SCORE 121
You look delicous… SCORE -7
The risk is too high SCORE 8
Help! SCORE 12
Fluorite SCORE 11
My childhood needed one of these. SCORE 256
Do want. SCORE 135
In about 20 years… SCORE 270
10 Super Valid and Legitimate Reasons to Ban Gay Marriage SCORE 112
Free hotels for ladies on their period SCORE 21
What sorcery is this? SCORE 14
My life goal SCORE 19
Tornadbow SCORE 248
The Beagles. SCORE 108
The sloth life. SCORE 142
Friends are good. SCORE 151
Jim Gaffigan on trying to convince readers to buy his book SCORE 240
Oscar does a handstand… SCORE 42
aww thanks, dog. SCORE 7
Perpetual motion. SCORE 127
Stop moving bro, you’re my pillow. SCORE 185
The Hamburglar. SCORE 142
No matter if it’s freezing cold or boiling hot… SCORE 11
This guy takes april fools to another level SCORE 205