The Perfect Gift SCORE 188
The most non-offensive Christmas card. SCORE 9
Claus Enough SCORE 7
Things that have never, ever been said. SCORE 157
Trying to teach my kids how the thermostat works. SCORE 127
First kisses are always terrible. SCORE 116
#KimJongUnHasAStupidHaircut SCORE 12
Harry has great taste in music. SCORE 102
Loud music. SCORE 15
If you think your life sucks… SCORE 83
This one takes the cake for ugly and creative. SCORE 158
Oh buddy. SCORE 8
When I get home from work. SCORE 105
Colbert: NASA has found methane on Mars SCORE 149
How I feel about Christmas. SCORE 8
Germans. SCORE 3
That’s a terrible surprise. SCORE 139
Favorite shows as drinks. SCORE 221
Boom pregnant! SCORE 14
For Lease Navidad SCORE 13
Potential bookmarks SCORE 120
Sir, may I trouble you for some pets? SCORE 11
Time. SCORE 133
Well this is depressing. SCORE 4
When you see it. SCORE 5
Group projects. SCORE 149
OH NO OH NO NOOOOO SCORE 120
The shinbone. SCORE 94
Why You Don’t See Santa Claus SCORE 11
Best Day of his life so far! SCORE 5
Loki. SCORE 152
Go fishing with dad they said. “It will be fun” they said… SCORE 136
