Got my girlfriend a leather jacket for Christmas. SCORE -6
After a long day of fetch SCORE 9
When I heard Disney was making the new Stars Wars movie. SCORE 6
Remembering everything I did wrong. Oh cr*p… SCORE 119
When I get home from work. SCORE 105
Password strength: Blonde. SCORE 11
Words to live by SCORE 16
Switzerland’s education system. SCORE 145
My life SCORE 113
Draco is regretting this now… SCORE 218
I have a new dentist now… SCORE 12
This guy repaints doll faces. SCORE 202
An $8 million Monet painting after a man punched it SCORE -4
Why You Don’t See Santa Claus SCORE 11
Dogs can sense earthquakes. SCORE 142
I need this. SCORE 11
My kind of princess. Taco Belle. SCORE 98
My love life. SCORE 171
How well I sleep. SCORE 8
You’re Too Young To Understand SCORE 167
I hate my life. SCORE 12
Does it make me a bad parent if im like this? SCORE 154
Best headline ever. SCORE 119
I could watch this all day. SCORE 150
Blood orange. SCORE 140
The night sky in winter. SCORE 165
Me too! SCORE 240
How to pretend to be an adult. SCORE 116
Cops nowadays SCORE 0
One of these things is not like the others. SCORE 122
Grumpy Cat during the holidays. SCORE 10
When you try to go to sleep while you’re drunk. SCORE 12