it’s a bread knife SCORE 18
wartime golf rules SCORE 21
she did what was necessary SCORE 32
my genius is unequaled SCORE 22
i might be a vampire SCORE 25
did someone say potatoes? SCORE 20
don’t judge me SCORE 14
the truth has finally been revealed SCORE 24
but i totally called it SCORE 28
that is correct SCORE 21
dating in your 30s SCORE 23
antreefa SCORE 23
present spoiled SCORE 32
always assume the worst SCORE 32
feels like i’m there! SCORE 16
my happiness almost lasted a whole minute this time SCORE 22
turns out the code was pretty easy to guess SCORE 26
cat ownership defined SCORE 32
cops are on speed dial SCORE 25
corvid testing, because you know you wanna know SCORE 27
always proofread your pamphlets before distributing them to the flock SCORE 15
would pay to watch SCORE 14
every freaking day SCORE 21
dapper jupiter SCORE 29
later doesn’t work for me SCORE 12
act your wage SCORE 18
and they became best friends after SCORE 32
all busses are loved equally SCORE 49
every word plagiarized SCORE 21
may the force be with you SCORE 28
treat yourself SCORE 15
like magic SCORE 39