there has never been a more perfect name for a group of animals SCORE 34
live your life to impress yourself SCORE 48
you learn something new everyday SCORE 45
this is a really spicy take SCORE 46
i know the feeling well SCORE 31
dads always fall in love with the pet they claim not to want SCORE 19
you can pet bears, but you really shouldn’t SCORE 35
i want bill gates to pay off my student loans SCORE 79
this can’t be a real sign, can it? SCORE 49
i wonder what she was dreaming about SCORE 30
unprofessional or brilliant? SCORE 56
i am this dog SCORE 20
there were no survivors SCORE 37
he regrets going to the gym SCORE 32
but you both still like each other anyway SCORE 31
oh wow SCORE 48
my brain does this everytime SCORE 36
important psa SCORE 44
pebble and roll SCORE 65
cats always come first SCORE 27
bad ass SCORE 38
I’d buy the mayo SCORE 31
dad joke level expert. waka waka waka! SCORE 45
reverse psychology on another level SCORE 37
it’s called fashun SCORE 22
she pretended not to know them and took an uber home SCORE 35
protect this baby elephant at all costs SCORE 50
too late SCORE 38
I did not choose these seats SCORE 39
they’re my favorite people, too SCORE 36
wrong place, wrong time SCORE 38
5 days a week SCORE 45