this is why mermaids exist SCORE 28
there is no middle ground SCORE 16
third red light in a row SCORE 18
a goose walks into a bar SCORE 15
plastic vampire fangs SCORE 15
please turn to page 69 SCORE 26
being honest during a job interview SCORE 25
many have tried, all have failed SCORE 6
surprised sea squirts SCORE 21
just a fluffy cow SCORE 28
failing at therapy SCORE 19
if you’re cold, they’re cold SCORE 12
i love you in german SCORE 20
to get ice cream or commit a felony SCORE 31
scooby doo at/at SCORE 11
wake up exhausted SCORE 26
day trading expert SCORE 27
they’re definitely barking during his next meeting SCORE 44
the power of chrysler compels you SCORE 30
cargo shorts are cool SCORE 31
how to hide something perfectly SCORE 24
cats sit on your chest to heal you SCORE 31
no body cares if you play wordle SCORE 19
already did the stupid thing SCORE 29
that’s a pomegranate SCORE 42
elementary school erasers SCORE 41
800 year old swamp witch SCORE 28
most cats wear baby sizes SCORE 38
what’s on the other side? SCORE 15
touch the cactus SCORE 29
so hungry i could eat a horse SCORE 34
shakespearean love languages SCORE 23
