we’ve been lied to this whole time SCORE 20
you know you’re at a good wedding when this happens SCORE 25
lord of the rings plot hole SCORE 29
how could my body betray me like this? SCORE 24
extremely aggressive eye contact SCORE 23
not more than a day SCORE 29
your weird career choice is valid SCORE 9
savage dad humor SCORE 13
gotta pay for the funeral somehow SCORE 19
this was revolutionary stuff SCORE 27
crushing dystopian sadness at a very reasonable price SCORE 11
cats are sleep artists SCORE 18
dude SCORE 39
for the goth on the move SCORE 19
look at it SCORE 5
goth pockets SCORE 4
a truck would be really helpful in this scenario SCORE 29
when the cereal companies finally stop lying to parents SCORE 31
the sun. it hurts my eyes! SCORE 14
my favorite genre SCORE 12
all in favor zip your lips SCORE 32
we out here vibing SCORE 37
whoops SCORE 18
those poor bartenders SCORE 30
this is why i am the way i am SCORE 28
true pet love SCORE 32
whoa. do not like that SCORE 19
can’t say they didn’t follow the instructions SCORE 24
the greatest crime of all SCORE 14
living my best life SCORE 25
goth nerds SCORE 25
uneducated wizard SCORE 25