slap them SCORE 12
i like you better with your legs still attached SCORE 11
I’m saying it. It’s cold outside SCORE 28
supersize it SCORE -4
no one understands my genius SCORE 17
you see, the day i was born SCORE 10
don’t insult al capone SCORE 28
a cat wrote this SCORE 7
memorable first customer SCORE 17
did i stutter? SCORE 12
cats find a way SCORE 23
must. hold. it. together SCORE 13
zero traction SCORE 11
scary fish! SCORE 7
it’s spicy, you wouldn’t like it SCORE 17
i like bananas SCORE 9
you saw nothing! SCORE 17
enjoy your party! SCORE 12
a very small dog SCORE 15
i’d like to speak to the manager SCORE 15
stuck in the middle with you SCORE 16
scream therapy SCORE 15
always right or pleasantly surprised SCORE 22
turtle magic ritual SCORE 15
new slurs for british people SCORE 18
excuse me, this is America SCORE 13
because it did break on its own SCORE 15
i’ve finally found my true self SCORE 13
is this satire? SCORE 14
diet starts when stress stops SCORE 16
every segment on the news SCORE 13
working cat SCORE 20
