Every time. SCORE 135
When I eat sour Patch Kids. SCORE 183
Realistic snack food names. SCORE 257
Conundrum. SCORE 210
Don’t go bacon my heart… SCORE 195
Glam rock. SCORE 157
If the authors of computer programming books wrote arithmetic textbooks… SCORE 274
That’s Dr. Chihuahua to you! SCORE 170
Thanks voice in my head. SCORE 203
Broken Condomicon. SCORE 184
What your hot dog toppings say about you. SCORE 190
The truth about Hot Pockets. SCORE 276
Nursing home problems. SCORE 319
During this heatwave… SCORE 172
Scumbag brain. SCORE 199
Dawg, why you gotta be all up in my grill? SCORE 256
The dangers of being super cool. SCORE 165
Trolley the procrastination troll. SCORE 194
A dogs life. SCORE 134
The character of a man… oh wait. SCORE 334
The Karate Kid is The Fresh Prince of Bel Air. SCORE 309
Sounds delicious. SCORE 248
I just love cats, ok? SCORE 126
Scumbag Sarah McLachlan. SCORE 191
The awesome moment when you buy good headphones and discover new instruments in a song. SCORE 329
Waking up to a bear claw in your face. SCORE 146
Every day. SCORE 212
I’ve been betray! SCORE 338
What “meow” means. SCORE 300
One does not simply leave bubble wrap untouched. SCORE 245
I’ll kill you with my bear hands!! SCORE 138
Coolness of not caring. SCORE 146
