Wisdom from Benjamin Franklin. SCORE 220
The only Harlem Shake that I approve of. SCORE 253
Ladies… SCORE 173
Just Bill Murray SCORE 12
Sadly, I can relate. SCORE 147
Daryl on an actual zombie apocalypse. SCORE 197
Please be troll. SCORE 194
Surely Im not the only one.. SCORE 174
What you never knew you never knew, about Pocahontas. SCORE 193
Beyonce’s zoo shoes. SCORE -261
New books. SCORE 200
I’m not sure what to believe anymore. SCORE 390
Your math teacher is a liar. SCORE 176
We may be stupid and fat, but I know an insult when I see one. SCORE 297
The tragedy of Africa. SCORE 155
You know you’re nothing without me! SCORE 1
I love you. SCORE 20
Root beer, squared. SCORE 311
A forever puppy! SCORE 390
I used to be a people person… SCORE 131
I hate that feeling. SCORE 223
I did Nazi that coming… SCORE 193
Friends. SCORE 215
Princess Darth Vader. SCORE 288
There’s plenty of fish in the sea. SCORE 84
I once had a goldfish who would break dance on the carpet… SCORE 194
I never run with scissors. SCORE 175
Seems legit. SCORE 150
What I imagine people watching me play Pokemon on the subway are thinking. SCORE 198
What slouch skinny jeans look like. SCORE 273
How I cook pizza at home. SCORE 226
Rethink your drink. SCORE 152
