tweezers just don’t get the job done SCORE 14
memes cure everything SCORE 10
i’d like to rent a vowel SCORE 14
hulk needs to learn to keep some desires to himself SCORE 17
what fantasy are you revealing? SCORE 22
more dogs than you could have guessed SCORE 32
where’s the disconnect? SCORE 44
smells like sadness SCORE 16
the best opening paragraph of all time SCORE 33
some people really do need this level of direction SCORE 22
absolutely exhausting SCORE 21
very subtle SCORE 17
tim burton pterosaur SCORE 24
no trash panda was harmed SCORE 16
you’re not leaving us, we’re leaving you! SCORE 10
tiny but a might roar SCORE 18
and some of us even have a mysterious third hand SCORE 18
i chose the wrong career SCORE 31
wilst thou things ever change? SCORE 18
the sweat is for seasoning SCORE 15
i just love food too much SCORE 21
you’re probably faking it SCORE 53
my fart is on the floor SCORE 23
everyone needs a hill SCORE 25
then finally stick in somewhere when you find it again SCORE 25
my next hobby SCORE 13
medical mystery SCORE 25
the best ride at every county fair SCORE 20
that’s actually funny, jeff SCORE 28
can’t hurt to try SCORE 31
important notes for male writers SCORE 42
the one ring to get me to say yes SCORE 25
