slap them SCORE 12
memorable first customer SCORE 17
you are charcuterie SCORE 11
excuse me, this is America SCORE 13
cats find a way SCORE 23
zero traction SCORE 11
you see, the day i was born SCORE 10
because it did break on its own SCORE 15
stuck in the middle with you SCORE 16
a totally normal seat SCORE 11
it’s perfect SCORE 21
turtle magic ritual SCORE 15
always right or pleasantly surprised SCORE 22
i like you better with your legs still attached SCORE 11
did i stutter? SCORE 12
we dare you SCORE 10
supersize it SCORE -4
is this satire? SCORE 14
I’m saying it. It’s cold outside SCORE 28
friday is perfect actually SCORE 25
working cat SCORE 20
every segment on the news SCORE 13
you saw nothing! SCORE 17
it’s spicy, you wouldn’t like it SCORE 17
a very small dog SCORE 15
new slurs for british people SCORE 18
must. hold. it. together SCORE 13
i like bananas SCORE 9
i’ve finally found my true self SCORE 13
a cat wrote this SCORE 7
accidental beauty SCORE 31
what did you think was going to be in there? sugar? SCORE 13