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true+love+is+holding+hands+with+a+burrito
Why+you%26%238217%3Bre+here.
Why you’re here. SCORE 171
And+now+I+taste+test+my+foot%26%238230%3B
And now I taste test my foot… SCORE 140
maximum+derp+achieved
maximum derp achieved SCORE 153
jabba+the+cat
jabba the cat SCORE 3
I%26%238217%3Bd+live+here.
I’d live here. SCORE 225
Stephen+Colbert+on+racism.
Stephen Colbert on racism. SCORE 176
Feeling+down%3F
Feeling down? SCORE 104
How+your+cat+dies.
How your cat dies. SCORE 134
The+proof+that+we+are+soulmates.
The proof that we are soulmates. SCORE 170
Camo+cupcakes.
Camo cupcakes. SCORE 165
bender+logic
bender logic SCORE 6
I+bet+onions+are+pretty+insecure.
I bet onions are pretty insecure. SCORE 149
duckface
duckface SCORE -3
The+new+apple+laptops
The new apple laptops SCORE 6
4+hours+into+the+essay+I%26%238217%3Bm+suppose+to+be+writing%26%238230%3B
4 hours into the essay I’m suppose to be writing… SCORE 210
Soon%21
Soon! SCORE 132
Coincidence%3F
Coincidence? SCORE 87
Espanlol.
Espanlol. SCORE 137
What+it+feels+like+when+I+try+to+flirt+with+girls.
What it feels like when I try to flirt with girls. SCORE 106
A+sloth%26%238217%3Bs+life.
A sloth’s life. SCORE 155
Cyclops%26%238217%3B+cat.
Cyclops’ cat. SCORE 54
Now+what%3F
Now what? SCORE 174
Oh+you+spent+your+welfare+check%3F
Oh you spent your welfare check? SCORE 113
Would+not+bang
Would not bang SCORE 0
I+do+this.
I do this. SCORE 237
My+reaction+whenever+I%26%238217%3Bm+told+to+clean+my+room.
My reaction whenever I’m told to clean my room. SCORE 171
S%26%238217%3BMorrissey.
S’Morrissey. SCORE 1
Hamster+cheeks+vs.+Pretzel+stick.
Hamster cheeks vs. Pretzel stick. SCORE 29
Swag+starter+kit.
Swag starter kit. SCORE 168
The+people+vs.+Winter.
The people vs. Winter. SCORE 42
payback%26%238217%3Bs+a+female+dog
payback’s a female dog SCORE 303
Oh+Michelle%2C+has+there+been+a+first+lady+as+unintelligent+as+you
Oh Michelle, has there been a first lady as unintelligent as you SCORE -13
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