Priorities man, priorities. SCORE 68
Want a manicure? SCORE 118
cat-proofing Christmas SCORE 104
This is me as a parent SCORE 53
Internal thoughts SCORE 107
5-week-old zoomies SCORE 91
Drunk love SCORE 122
Criminal SCORE 115
She loves them all SCORE 39
Me every single day. SCORE 90
ayyy it’s me SCORE 94
Ice cold. SCORE 98
Sock, Shoe, Sock, Shoe SCORE 155
True serenity SCORE 122
first world problem 2017.. SCORE 77
She loves them all SCORE 87
So true.. SCORE 88
*Squash* SCORE 102
The police chief of my city SCORE 225
The Thanksgiving Shirt SCORE 108
Laughed so hard SCORE 135
Evolving pokemon SCORE 134
Paws Fit Perfectly. Very Good SCORE 97
Leslie Knope’s speech rings true in the wake of Net Neutrality SCORE 154
I’ll be back SCORE 152
Unnamed SCORE 130
Sunday nights SCORE 125
So a rabbi, a priest, and a black guy are on an airplane… SCORE 152
Found an ancient artifact SCORE 87
Very soon SCORE 73
I just wanted to enjoy my candy. SCORE 146
My Samoyed likes to prop his head up like a human. SCORE 85
