Mesmerizing SCORE 180
Lighting a cigarette in Russia. SCORE 9
Oh sherlock SCORE 25
What Pepsi’s slogan should be. SCORE 4
But SAMMY?!?! SCORE 229
your gay SCORE 249
Female body builders. SCORE -29
How I flush public toilets. SCORE 20
Believe in yourself. SCORE 230
Being a Doctor Who fan. SCORE 215
That one time I tried twerking. SCORE 118
me in the shower SCORE 21
It’s just not fair SCORE 16
Evolution of the phone. SCORE 177
Cannot unsee… SCORE 178
Astronaut Sloth SCORE 252
Aging Matt Smith. SCORE 202
Words. SCORE 162
I don’t know what’s more awkward… SCORE 183
Me basically. SCORE 181
… SCORE 10
The best text you could ever receive. SCORE 415
Bilbo Baggins, everyone. SCORE 206
Someone “slashed” my tires. SCORE 132
every time SCORE 215
Weather in the midwest today. SCORE 17
A few of the gifts I got this Christmas. SCORE 16
Colder than Mars! SCORE 11
After graduating from Hogwarts. SCORE 306
I’m just going to curl up and cry in the corner. *sobbing* SCORE 22
so you’re saying no one is infected with malware SCORE 17
Om nom nom SCORE 10