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Toilet+paper+math+makes+no+sense
This+guy+gets+ladies%26%238230%3B
This guy gets ladies… SCORE 39
Take+care+the+single+ladies.
Take care the single ladies. SCORE 37
How+to+make+the+world+your+focus+group%26%238230%3B
How to make the world your focus group… SCORE 16
OK+so+that%26%238217%3Bs+how+they+wear+the+pants%26%238230%3B
OK so that’s how they wear the pants… SCORE 25
Why+you+wakin%26%238217%3B+me+up%26%238230%3B
Why you wakin’ me up… SCORE 19
Trust+no+one.
Trust no one. SCORE 16
A+hundred+thousand+lawyers%2C+probably.
A hundred thousand lawyers, probably. SCORE 18
Just+older+brother+things%26%238230%3B
Just older brother things… SCORE 23
Yeah+I+could+go+for+one+of+those%26%238230%3B
Yeah I could go for one of those… SCORE 30
Entitlement+comes+easy%21
Entitlement comes easy! SCORE 39
You+can%26%238217%3Bt+just+do+that+to+the+doge%2C+lady.
You can’t just do that to the doge, lady. SCORE 24
It%26%238217%3Bs+DoorDash+dinner+tonight%2C+ancient+children%26%238230%3B
It’s DoorDash dinner tonight, ancient children… SCORE 32
It%26%238217%3Bs+more+of+a+canon%2C+no%3F
It’s more of a canon, no? SCORE 29
What+a+dream+job%26%238230%3B
What a dream job… SCORE 31
Australian+diver+spots+fish+rocking+a+gold+wedding+ring+in+the+Pacific+Ocean%26%238230%3B+and+it%26%238217%3Bs+beautiful.
Australian diver spots fish rocking a gold wedding ring in the Pacific Ocean… and it’s beautiful. SCORE 21
For+thine+booty%2C+muh+Lorde.
For thine booty, muh Lorde. SCORE 15
Welp%2C+off+to+save+the+world%21
Welp, off to save the world! SCORE 16
Oh+lawdy+we+growing+up%26%238230%3B
Oh lawdy we growing up… SCORE 29
Spot+on%2C+though.
Spot on, though. SCORE 28
Hello+fren.
Hello fren. SCORE 27
Look+at+you+and+your+wisdom+teeth%26%238230%3B
Look at you and your wisdom teeth… SCORE 32
You+are+pure+comedy%26%238230%3B+to+someone.
You are pure comedy… to someone. SCORE 26
Sir%2C+this+is+a+Wendy%26%238217%3Bs%26%238230%3B
Sir, this is a Wendy’s… SCORE 28
You+gonna+die+clown%21
You gonna die clown! SCORE 13
Yeah+we+can+play+this+game%26%238230%3B
Yeah we can play this game… SCORE 29
Miracles+happened+here%26%238230%3B
Miracles happened here… SCORE 10
Light+it+up+baby%21
Light it up baby! SCORE 25
Crikey%2C+m8%26%238230%3B
Crikey, m8… SCORE 17
Won%26%238217%3Bt+somebody+please+think+of+the+sea+turtles%3F%21
Won’t somebody please think of the sea turtles?! SCORE 26
Behind+the+scenes+is+just+awful.
Behind the scenes is just awful. SCORE 17
You+is+beautiful%2C+and+all+that+jazz%2C+baby.
You is beautiful, and all that jazz, baby. SCORE 16
The+contrast+is+palpable.
The contrast is palpable. SCORE 11
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We%26%238217%3Bve+all+had+that+moment.
We’ve all had that moment. SCORE 110
So+many+puns%21
So many puns! SCORE 136
Women%26%238217%3Bs+logic.
Women’s logic. SCORE -73
You+are+traffic.
You are traffic. SCORE 242
I%26%238217%3Bm+too+legit+to+quit
I’m too legit to quit SCORE 229
There%26%238217%3Bs+nothing+stronger+than+love.
There’s nothing stronger than love. SCORE 169
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