Learning you can move your eyebrows for the first time SCORE 182
Dogs in blankets. SCORE 80
If you’re reading this… SCORE 8
Half a Lorde long… SCORE 134
Alcohol’s biggest effect. SCORE 12
Oh my god please no SCORE 10
My new spirit animal. SCORE 17
My first love. SCORE 12
It pays to be precise SCORE 14
Nokia SCORE 145
My spirit animal. SCORE 4
Pop the trunk. SCORE 137
Hunger kills SCORE 186
An atom is 99.999999999% empty space. SCORE 16
Blowing bubbles SCORE 146
The ultimate friendzone. SCORE 132
Violet eyes exist. SCORE 163
Fighting the good fight. SCORE 214
Movie Logic SCORE 141
Seems fair. SCORE 15
I need this. SCORE 137
Find the Brit. SCORE 9
I am Joey. SCORE 109
A dad joke gone wrong. SCORE 183
Why would you even? SCORE -17
I should start using makeup. SCORE 13
I know a few people who need this book. SCORE 149
Buffalo Humor SCORE 158
Perfect aim SCORE 12
Adulthood. SCORE 136
Bae caught me slippin’. SCORE 10
We can even. SCORE 89
