My dying body: SCORE 17
It’s a recipe for hot German potato salad, allegedly… SCORE 25
Officer Karen McMuffin needs to switch to a Joan Fabrics career. SCORE 13
Pike Place Market Seattle, WA, circa 2020 SCORE 48
Joffrey is currently filming his next venture. SCORE 21
Peak romance SCORE 32
You’re in Curb territory now. SCORE 21
Who cuts toast? SCORE 29
Cosplay of the year award… CRONK SCORE 43
Boinks not borks. SCORE 36
Movie scene request SCORE 30
WAIT A MINUTE SCORE 30
Do not arm the cockroaches… SCORE 25
I guess I’m just here to watch the world burn… SCORE 25
Pride, NYC SCORE 36
Chill, Will. SCORE 27
It’s a personal decision SCORE 39
They are trying so heard to keep us divided. SCORE 48
Motivational bear bro. SCORE 25
No one can prove they weren’t secretly married SCORE 40
go outside and garden SCORE 46
Haven’t liked a selfie in a while… SCORE 37
Oof. Anitifa really wild out there lately. SCORE 15
Burrito tape. SCORE 29
Can we get a public panel with the aforementioned authorities, please? SCORE 29
Pedophilia is not an accident… SCORE 40
Dadscream. SCORE 26
Y’all we just joined forces. SCORE 35
Essential items only. SCORE 34
50 cents is 50 cents… SCORE 35
le sigh… SCORE 42
The media is performing exactly as they intend. SCORE 36