women have such unrealistically high expectations smh SCORE 20
this is how we unlock inter-dimensional travel SCORE -5
no one can roast you better than your mom SCORE 23
the worst is when you’re driving and the sound is tires screeching or sirens SCORE 24
10000% agree SCORE 18
monica out here with telepathic waves of doom SCORE 23
ah yes, bread-spiced cheese SCORE 12
the good life SCORE 38
“the enemy of my enemy is my friend” SCORE 20
energetic to emotional SCORE 24
well…you never know till you try…? SCORE 26
oh nO SCORE 51
there has to be balance SCORE 36
that’s a cute thought <3 SCORE 64
one might say it’s my main talent SCORE 21
that cat is living its best life SCORE 18
but do all 10 dentists recommend it…? SCORE 8
happens to me all the time smh SCORE 12
barts beware SCORE 10
does cornbread look like a liar to you? SCORE 28
from 0-existential dread real quick SCORE 24
a kat burglar SCORE 17
i would just shrivel up and die SCORE 24
100/100 design and marketing SCORE 18
i meannnnn SCORE -2
i wonder what makes them more money to air SCORE 14
a proposition: we could, if we dared, try to use both – but only if it works; which doesn’t happen SCORE 10
it started on a monday night… SCORE -5
i said what i said SCORE 30
it’s me, i’m the mf SCORE 14
when the only thing that changed in your life was where you worked SCORE 26
one happy smiley man SCORE 26