Slow Motion Glass Breakage SCORE 87
Don’t text and walk — this happens every couple of months SCORE 83
Am I free to go? SCORE 104
As a bagpiper… SCORE 155
Just saw Age of Ultron, now waiting for the flood of women. SCORE 142
Whenever an unsubscribe form asks for my email SCORE 89
Student gave me this very convincing note in first period. SCORE 100
You really have to commit to the joke. SCORE 128
Why did the chickens leave the village? SCORE 61
Things my guinea pig does. SCORE 62
My daughter was completely confused. Never thought a math problem could make me feel old! SCORE 102
Racism is so American… SCORE 159
The definition of mad lad SCORE 136
this meme transcends language SCORE 117
George’s Takei’s gay test SCORE 103
Well Played Indeed SCORE 110
I blew in it for you. SCORE 54
This bench looks pretty unstable SCORE 71
I’m all tucked in :D SCORE 78
Worth a try. SCORE 78
Getting called out has never felt so good. SCORE 162
Never turn down college for @VirtuHoe! SCORE 227
Who wore it best? SCORE 172
Anti-Paparazzi scarf that ruins photos by affecting flash photography SCORE 154
Worth a try. SCORE 124
RIP Betty White SCORE 108
You could say I’m easily entertained. SCORE 75
Looks about right. SCORE 62
Thanks for watching Iron Fist. That’ll be $468.00. SCORE 107
Mom just wanted to party :/ SCORE 93
You should write a book. SCORE 160
Art imitates life. SCORE 111
