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this+is+how+you+create+happiness
Someone+messed+up
Someone messed up SCORE 28
Pandemic+go+whoooooooo
Pandemic go whoooooooo SCORE 20
A+Coca+Cola+advertisement+made+by+spreading+grain+for+pigeons+in+Saint+Mark%26%238217%3Bs+Square+in+Venice.
A Coca Cola advertisement made by spreading grain for pigeons in Saint Mark’s Square in Venice. SCORE 28
You+never+know+what+someone+else+is+dealing+with%26%238230%3B
You never know what someone else is dealing with… SCORE 30
A+Ken+Doll+prison+shank
A Ken Doll prison shank SCORE 21
Rest+easy+sweet+prince.
Rest easy sweet prince. SCORE 17
He+was+NOT+sticking+his+head+in+the+flour+jar.+He+does+NOT+have+a+flour+problem.
He was NOT sticking his head in the flour jar. He does NOT have a flour problem. SCORE 24
For+when+you+want+to+eat+something+the+size+of+a+baby%2C+but+is+definitely+not+a+baby.
For when you want to eat something the size of a baby, but is definitely not a baby. SCORE 22
ban+haunted+doll+fighting
ban haunted doll fighting SCORE 15
Cowabunga+dudes%2C+let%26%238217%3Bs+roll+out.
Cowabunga dudes, let’s roll out. SCORE 27
WHOM+DO+YOU+WORK+FOR+AND+WHAT+DO+YOU+DO%3F
WHOM DO YOU WORK FOR AND WHAT DO YOU DO? SCORE 22
Get+wrecked%2C+Nick.
Get wrecked, Nick. SCORE 29
The+beans+will+be+promptly+read.
The beans will be promptly read. SCORE 25
I+would+call+in+to+this+reality+tv+show.
I would call in to this reality tv show. SCORE 27
This+cat+doesn%26%238217%3Bt+understand+pinch+points%26%238230%3B
This cat doesn’t understand pinch points… SCORE 26
Thank+you+tag.
Thank you tag. SCORE 19
Alright%2C+will+check+in+next+week.
Alright, will check in next week. SCORE 37
This.+This+is+peak+Karen.
This. This is peak Karen. SCORE 26
Lemme+ansher+that%26%238230%3B
Lemme ansher that… SCORE 18
When+gym+class+goes+online
When gym class goes online SCORE 28
A+selfie+taken+in+1903
A selfie taken in 1903 SCORE 30
Meanwhile+in+Mexico%26%238230%3B
Meanwhile in Mexico… SCORE 28
New+Yorkers+are+jerks.
New Yorkers are jerks. SCORE 36
%2Aducks%2A
*ducks* SCORE 23
Sourdough+starter+on+a+keychain%26%238230%3B
Sourdough starter on a keychain… SCORE 32
Mark+Hamill+burned+the+FLOTUS
Mark Hamill burned the FLOTUS SCORE 14
finally+something+worth+fighting+for.
finally something worth fighting for. SCORE 26
Just+keep+walking%26%238230%3B
Just keep walking… SCORE 23
the+cat+is+evolving.
the cat is evolving. SCORE 36
Pulling+a+canoe+with+a+bike+in+a+snowstorm+in+mid+April.+It+doesn%26%238217%3Bt+get+any+more+Canadian+than+that%26%238230%3B
Pulling a canoe with a bike in a snowstorm in mid April. It doesn’t get any more Canadian than that… SCORE 35
Get+this+kid+a+job.
Get this kid a job. SCORE 33
Always+there+for+you%26%238230%3B
Always there for you… SCORE 19
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